Strong shadows. Stained asphalt: oil, moss, blackened chewing gum, blobs of melted chocolate, strange bleached footprints, a criss-cross of tyre tracks in a patch of spilt concrete, lichen (Is it lichen or is it bird shit?) broken glass that glistens in the gutter, dust (not mud), that long dribble of white paint from the top of Main Street down to where that man is always mending his Volvo. The man who is always mending his Volvo has a sweat on today; he has ordered the wrong size cylinder-head O-rings.
Two filthy men in a knackered Transit pickup with old household radiator greedy-boards crawled by, eyeing the gardens for ‘junk’. The passenger – skinny with a torn T-shirt and a missing tooth – held a pornographic centrefold out of the window as they passed, "My bird!" he yelled.
"Super" I said.
"My bird!" he yelled even louder.
There’s a swarm of long tailed tits in the park and, out in the sticks, I heard a cuckoo.
At the building site, I got called ‘pal’, ‘bud’, ‘mate’ and ‘fella’ during the course of a single thirty second encounter with a man with pumped-up arms, a high-viz vest and a T-shirt with 5UCK MY D1CK written on it in a distressed sans serif with a drop shadow.
Down by the new church-in-the-shape-of-a-car-park, where the council have sprayed weed killer and the couch grass is all yellow along the base of the wall, someone has discarded a pair of brand new trainers. They’re positioned in the middle of the pavement, a foot apart and slightly splayed at the toes, as if somebody caught up in the rapture hadn’t fastened their laces properly.
The missing cat posters that have been on the lamp-posts for months have suddenly bleached blue in the last week.