I took a photograph on the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
7am: What are you doing now?
8am: This is crazy, fucking crazy.
9am: Yes*
*Bleary eyed and half swallowed. Accompanied by thumbs up.
10am: Sorry if you’ve been waiting a while, mate.
11am: Hi. Oh, right.
12 noon: Ta, love. See ya.
1pm: I’m in no hurry, I won’t be loading till last anyway.
2pm: I thought that was you then.