I took a photograph on the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
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I took a photograph on the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
I took a photograph at half past the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
I took a photograph on the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
7am: Looks like I'm getting hammered here.
8am: I'm in (van no.) CV18. That was close, I nearly got CV19.
9am: Cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers.
10am: Hiya. Thanks. Bye.
11am: Hello. Thank you. Have a good day.
12noon: Sorry, we had the dryer on, we didn't hear you.
1pm: I'm up at Hall Bower! I've got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 left. I'll see you on Jackroyd.
2pm: Richard Dawson and Lily Allen. All paid for. Do you need a bag?
I took a photograph on the hour, every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
7am: Who's making Harmesh swear now?
8am: To be honest the mechanic shouldn't be parked there, should he?
9am: Eagle's just given me thirteen chuck-outs. That's an hour more work he's just given me, the dozy bastard.
10am: The numbering's funny round here. I think it's the end one, right round the back. If it's not that one, it's the one next door. It's definitely one of those two anyway.
11am: Can you just leave them on the bench, I'll be out for them shortly.
12 noon: Sweet, mate.
1pm: Oh hello, what's this then?
2pm: Just leave it with her. She'll not say owt and I'll not say owt so... It'll be right.
7am: What were you doing having a day off yesterday? It was mad busy. Disgraceful.
8am: Have you heard what those kids did to that bloke at Linthwaite? It was in the Examiner yesterday. They tried to cut his head off.
9am: Have you seen Porky’s?
10am: WARNING! PLEASE INSURE [sic] THE HANDBRAKE IS FULLY APPLIED BEFORE LEAVING THE VEHICLE.
11am: WARNING! PLEASE INSURE [sic] THE HANDBRAKE IS FULLY APPLIED BEFORE LEAVING THE VEHICLE.
12 noon: Sorry, wet dog! She's very wet and muddy.
1pm: Thank you very much. Cheers. That's lovely. Bye.
2pm: Good afternoon, is that for us?