I took a photograph on the hour every hour and captioned each one with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
7am: Looks like I'm getting hammered here.
8am: I'm in (van no.) CV18. That was close, I nearly got CV19.
9am: Cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Cheers.
10am: Hiya. Thanks. Bye.
11am: Hello. Thank you. Have a good day.
12noon: Sorry, we had the dryer on, we didn't hear you.
1pm: I'm up at Hall Bower! I've got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 left. I'll see you on Jackroyd.
2pm: Richard Dawson and Lily Allen. All paid for. Do you need a bag?