Thursday 30 December 2021

Your highlights of 2021


Listening to speakerphone hip-hop


Kneeling on a crushed wine box to stack penne on the bottom shelf


Riding your e-bike along the country lanes in determined silence and lycra


Singing the Brentford Nylons advert at 6am


Remembering Steve Walton who used to work here: You know, his missus wore glasses


Painting rocks in the colours of the Indian flag


Loading a six foot long model of a gunboat onto a trailer, attaching it to your mobility scooter and driving around the estate because you like it to go out every now and again


Singing Ee bah gum can your belly touch your bum on the roof of the pub where Jill and Alan are welcoming new customers...