Listening to speakerphone hip-hop
Kneeling on a crushed wine box to stack penne on the bottom shelf
Riding your e-bike along the country lanes in determined silence and lycra
Singing the Brentford Nylons advert at 6am
Remembering Steve Walton who used to work here: You know, his missus wore glasses
Painting rocks in the colours of the Indian flag
Loading a six foot long model of a gunboat onto a trailer, attaching it to your mobility scooter and driving around the estate because you like it to go out every now and again
Singing Ee bah gum can your belly touch your bum on the roof of the pub where Jill and Alan are welcoming new customers...
