I took a photograph at half past the hour every hour and captioned it with the first thing that was said to me after having done so.
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7.30am: It’s like being married to an old washer woman working with you.
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8.30am: What are you not telling me? How many dogs are there on here? Have you seen it?
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9.30am: Thank you very much!
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10.30am: Hiya, thank you.
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11.30am: Twenty-five?
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12.30pm: New man on today, eh? Bob off?
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1.30pm: Please insure [sic] the handbrake is fully applied before leaving the vehicle.
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2.30pm: It’s the week commencing the fourteenth, isn’t it? That’s right, I’ve got tomorrow off.