At the bus stop:
WOMAN IN HER FORTIES: I’m not gonna be in tomorrow, I’m going to a concert.
MAN IN HIS FIFTIES: What concert are you going to?
MAN: Shaky? What’s Shaky?
WOMAN: (exasperated). Shakin’ Stevens! I was that exhausted after Bad Manners I booked the day off this time.
MAN: Shakin' Stevens? I had one of his LPs I think. I think it were rubbish. Did he sing Green Door?
MAN: It were rubbish that.
WOMAN: Well I won’t be in anyway.
Mr Haigh has stuck some large COME ON ENGLAND stickers on his wheelie bins (his normal one and his recycling one).
The builder working on a new porch is singing the Simply Red song, ‘For Your Babies’ very loudly. He breaks off briefly to say “Alright, pal” without looking up as I walked down the garden path.
A woman stops me in the street to tell me she can smell toast.
I get stuck in the lift at the flats for half an hour until the engineers came to open the door.
There’s been a tangerine in the gutter on Bradford Road all week and yesterday I saw two bananas, one in Cote Lane and one in New Hey Road near the round- about at Mount. This morning I saw a full bunch of bananas in Cote Lane and twenty or so eggs smashed in the gutter of Heaton Road.
The man who sleeps in his car on Mucky Lane has got a new one, a silver Rover 75.