Tuesday, 5 April 2011

I saw a man's brown lace-up Clarks shoe on the pavement



There’s a brown lace-up Clarks shoe on the pavement outside the house with the ring of miniature standing stones on the lawn. The other of the pair is twenty yards down the road at the bus stop where the chubby goth boy is being chased by a wasp.

Outside Euphoria Fitness, a man and a woman in boxing gloves are sparring in the car-park. He’s holding up his hand and sh’s hitting it. He’s shouting "Hit it! Hit it!". I cross the road to the garage where, coincidentally the mechanic is listening to a song with the lyric Euphoria, Take my Hand while he works on an old Vauxhall Corsa.

Someone has written Lynard Skynard and The Who in the dirt on my van.

The skip lorries are tailing back down the road from the tip. An elderly man in salwar kameez has climbed into the back of one of them and is raiding it for timber.

Two men are playing pool In the communal room at the flats. One of them is unable to take his preferred shot because his cueing action is obstructed by the still fully decorated Christmas tree in the corner. Outside, I can hear a teacher in the school yard opposite shouting "Quickly Shakira, I'm waiting!"

I call round at a friend’s house and I notice his neighbour has put up a wobbly, hand painted sign on his gate that says "If you are preaching or selling do not enter coz the wife bites."